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MARRY YOUR FRIEND: WHY?

If you're an intelligent person please marry an intelligent person if not every little joke will sound like and insult.
Sarcasms will bring serious fight.
E.G
Couple A
Wife: Ordinary water you cannot boil, even noodles you can't cook. You're complaining of pepper in my soup, you've not even seen pepper. The next soup I'll cook don't even bother eating because the pepper will make you sleep in the toilet.
Husband: "Angrily" what did you say (in vernacular).
Wife: so someone cannot play with you again...
Husband: See let me warn you! I won't take that from you in this house. If that is how your mother used to talk to your dad I don't want to hear that rubbish in my house...... Let today be the first and the last time you answer me that way...
Wife: so because of a simple joke you've insulted my parents.
Husband: my friend will you keep quiet I'm talking and you're talking.
Wife: before you insult my parents Biko go and complete the bride price that's what real men do!
" Fight iyaff start o"
Couple B
Wife: Ordinary water you cannot boil, even noodles you can't cook. You're complaining of pepper in my soup, you've not even seen pepper. The next soup I'll cook don't even bother eating because the pepper will make you sleep in the toilet.
Husband: "laughs hard..." Have you given me money and I've not gone to the market and prepared food? As for the pepper, at least if you kill me I'll come back and be eating your food in the night and cooking and making noise in the kitchen while you're sleep at midnight.
Both laughs
Wife: die fire, you're not going anywhere o, we die here...
Both laughs
Husband: so now that I've finished eating, can we go and eat or should I bathe before we eat or we eat before I baff... ðŸ¤”🤔
wife: laughs hard..... Eat fire, my brother no eating tonight... I've rubbed pepper on my body and you know pepper is not good for you...😜
Husband : something must kill a man, if I perish I perish.... ðŸ˜‚😂😂
Both laugh, hug and something dramatic happens. Sorry I can't explain... But the eating continues... ðŸ˜‚ the bottom line is marry your friend.
Maxwell Obinna wrote, I copied

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